Thursday, January 2, 2014

A New Year's Limerick

James Clapper Jr., the director of national intelligence, lied when he testified before Congress that the NSA was not collecting data on millions of Americans.

This inspired my first new year's limerick:

There once was a fellow named Clapper
who threw our bill of rights down the crapper
he said "I did no such," as he reached over to flush
"I just slappered phone tappers on the yappers."

1 comment:

  1. Levity in the face of tragedy is... well, what's the alternative?

    Happy freakin' new year to you and yours, my friend!